Geek Fight! - Ep. 6 - Square Enix yearly report! Dec 20, 2010 17:10:09 GMT -5
Post by Aschen Windseer on Dec 20, 2010 17:10:09 GMT -5
Welcome to Geek Fight!
This is a semi-regular thread around here, where we pit two characters, items, events or concepts from the different Final Fantasy games against each other. So, let's start out with our rules.
Rules of Geek Fight
1 - Each Geek Fight will take the time needed. No more, no less. You can change your vote, though. Votes get tallied when they do. Get over it.
2 - If you can't decide, there will be a third option. This option is always awesome. And it shall no longer be a sexy one. You guys make me sick. Or maybe just sad.
3 - In your post, you must voice and defend your opinion. This may include nifty images. Or fan art. Or insults against the other sides progenitors.
4 - To defend your opinion, you must use Geek Logic. Geek Logic consists of any arbitrary opinion you like, as long as it backs up your preference. This means using any version of the concept, going after any particular aspect, or just plain random thoughts.
Ep. 1 - White Mage vrs. Black Mage - WHITE MAGE
Ep. 2 - Moogles vrs. Chocobos - MOOGLES
Ep. 3 - Squall vrs. Cloud - THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
Ep. 4 - Sephiroth vrs. Kefka - KUJA'S THIGHS...?
Ep. 5 - Krile vrs. Relm vrs. Eiko - RELM ARROWNY
So, this year was pretty intense for Square Enix, what with FFXIII and FFXIV and what not. There's been a load of debate, with strong arguments on several fronts, on both sides of the issue of Square Enix's behaviour this year.
But, it seems that good ol' Kris Kringle is the only one who can't make up his mind on this. He's packing his bag o' goodies (maybe Aeris will finally get that Phoenix Down) and setting aside some coal (except for Golbez, which is when Santa's gotta take a crap real bad), but needs us to make the final decision before he commits his yearly quota of animal abuse by forcefully overdosing his flying chocobos with dead peppers for his drunken yule joyride.
SO, GEEKS. WAS SQUARE ENIX NAUGHTY OR NICE THIS YEAR?