Geek Fight! - Ep. 5 - Schoolyard Catfight

[Aschen Windseer]

GEEK FIGHT!

Welcome to Geek Fight!
This is a semi-regular thread around here, where we pit two characters, items, events or concepts from the different Final Fantasy games against each other. So, let's start out with our rules.

Rules of Geek Fight
1 - Each Geek Fight will take the time needed. No more, no less. You can change your vote, though. Votes get tallied when they do. Get over it.
2 - If you can't decide, there will be a third option. This option is always awesome. And it shall no longer be a sexy one. You guys make me sick. Or maybe just sad.
3 - In your post, you must voice and defend your opinion. This may include nifty images. Or fan art. Or insults against the other sides progenitors.
4 - To defend your opinion, you must use Geek Logic. Geek Logic consists of any arbitrary opinion you like, as long as it backs up your preference. This means using any version of the concept, going after any particular aspect, or just plain random thoughts.


Previous Winners
Ep. 1 - White Mage vrs. Black Mage - WHITE MAGE
Ep. 2 - Moogles vrs. Chocobos - MOOGLES
Ep. 3 - Squall vrs. Cloud - THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
Ep. 4 - Sephiroth vrs. Kefka - KUJA'S THIGHS...?

Since I'm still trying to compose myself after last times, uh, heated discussion, I decided to make this next one a three-option geek off.
So, some odd bear came over to me from the internets, and suggested this one. He said that he was going to keep a good eye on it, since it was a discussion he wanted to see solved once and for all. Well, this one is for you, Mr. _{um I think his name was... Yeah.} Pedro P. Bear.

KRILE VRS. RELM VRS. EIKO

[Kupo]

EIKO EIKO EIKO EIKO. Partly because i don't know much about the other two but mostly because I loved nine a hell of a lot and she was my favourite character. She was so cute with her little horn.

[Aschen Windseer]

Krile would completely kick your ass. She inherits all her skills, stats and job levels from her grandpa, which in my play was the team's tank. So, 12/14-year-old powerhouse. Ouch.
On the other hand, Eiko has her horn. She could headbutt people. This would be painful. Also, considering she had wind instruments as weapons, I would like to point out that they should've included a vuvuzela for her in the game. But they didn't, because then Eiko would be a one-girl army.

But Krile was a bit 'meh' for me, and sometimes I felt that Eiko, play-wise (excluding her trance) was kinda stepping into Garnet's territory too much. (Sure, Garnet was more on the offense, but still, a White Mage is a White Mage.)

But for me, who takes the prize is Relm. Not only was she a great mage for the party, she could actually threaten people with the pending menace of painting their portraits. Plotwise? This means she draws Sephiroth, and suddenly there's two of 'em, trying to kill each other. Also, I would like to point out that King Edgar was about to hit on her. King Edgar has refined tastes, although now suspicious ones, and therefore I must surmise that Relm is going to be quite a looker in 8 years. Also, I know that Relm is cunning, and has enough of a bite to completely humiliate the other two, so there goes my vote.

(P.S.: Relm was an accessory in the murder of a clown. This is awesomer than bitch-slapping a tranny with a vuvuzela, or punching a generic badguy in the face.)

[Griever]

EIKO. She's adorable and she has little wings and she can fly with them. Enough said. ;o;

[Hiko]

Nov 3, 2010 18:36:54 GMT -5 Aschen Windseer said:

(P.S.: Relm was an accessory in the murder of a clown. This is awesomer than bitch-slapping a tranny with a vuvuzela, or punching a generic badguy in the face.)

This. <3

Besides, Relm had one of the best glitches in the series! Her Sketch ability could do everything from making you a god of RPGs to erasing your entire game.

She was the Missingno of her time! \o/

[Aschen Windseer]

I've never heard of that bug, but maybe because I played the 'older' FF games on the GBA. Details, please?

So, this far we've got a tie between Pierce-Your-Skull-With-A-Headbutt Eiko, and the Blonde Witch with a B, Relm. I wonder how it's gonna end up.

If you haven't voted yet, do so, if you have and wish to change your vote... Just say so here. I'll mannually count them later.

[Kuja]

I remember this. The missing no. of her time? Agreed. I vote Relm~.

[Hiko]

The glitch was still available on the PSOne version of the game (Final Fantasy Anthology).
So much fun. :B

First time I used it, though, it turned Gau into an Imp. Permanently. XD

[Aschen Windseer]

I was thinking about ending the votes on Sunday, so cast your votes and suggest the next Geek Fight!

[Ducky]

you need a forth option because I hate all these characters equally D:

[Hiko]

That's because you suck, Ducky. <3

[Aschen Windseer]

WOW. Sorry for taking so long, eh?
But, yes, brain has fried because of master's degree stuff, and so is.
But Relm is indeed queen cutie, so she wins and such. Which makes me happy.