Post by Aschen Windseer on Oct 29, 2010 18:54:27 GMT -5
Welcome to Geek Fight! This is a semi-regular thread around here, where we pit two characters, items, events or concepts from the different Final Fantasy games against each other. So, let's start out with our rules.
Rules of Geek Fight 1 - Each Geek Fight will take the time needed. No more, no less. You can change your vote, though. Votes get tallied when they do. Get over it. 2 - If you can't decide, there will be a third option. This option is always awesome. 3 - In your post, you must voice and defend your opinion. This may include nifty images. Or fan art. Or insults against the other sides progenitors. 4 - To defend your opinion, you must use Geek Logic. Geek Logic consists of any arbitrary opinion you like, as long as it backs up your preference. This means using any version of the concept, going after any particular aspect, or just plain random thoughts.
Previous Winners Ep. 1 - White Mage vrs. Black Mage - WHITE MAGE Ep. 2 - Moogles vrs. Chocobos - MOOGLES Ep. 3 - Squall vrs. Cloud - THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
Here's another essential one. The biggest two villains in the series, polar opposites in terms of nearly everything.
Post by Aschen Windseer on Oct 30, 2010 5:11:44 GMT -5
Most of you have heard me say that Final Fantasy VII is overrated. Certainly, this is just my goth half going up against the mainstream, like usual, so I won't use that argument.
Sephiroth wears kinky chest-straps. That is good. He's also extremely strong, killed Aeris, and has the best theme song ever.
However, when it comes down to villainy, Kefka actually destroyed the world. He actually won! And, he does it just for the heck of it, without coming up with some psycho-destiny bullshit. No morals, and he doesn't even pretend to. That's what I want from a Bad Guy. Then there's the taunts in Dissidia: Anyone calling Squall a poser gets major points in my consideration. Plus, that "One of us is not serious enough!" line is awesome, and I now use it IRL to win arguments.
I love Sephiroth. Such an awesome villain and it hurts to see him without votes but Kuja was my favourite villain and that conversation yesterday about this whole thing was too much fun for me not to vote for his thighs...
Post by frostflare on Oct 31, 2010 23:11:54 GMT -5
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ok...well i would break the tie...but i cant. Maybe im a just a very over analyzer on my personal depictions of a villan. But niether of these Villans hsould go toe to toe. Considering my opionions on both.(now i have never played a game with Kuja..so i would not know him thus can not vote for him). As for sephi...well i got a little bit to say
WORSE VILLAN EVER. to me First off. Simpkly becuaes his style made no sense. He was like a BAD mindfucker(who sucked at his job)....FFVII in my eyes is not may fave story. It was a mental game(and i lvoe games liek that) but the whole thing was just one sob story after another. And by the time you kill sephi you just feel bad for doing it. He also killed Aeris! And at the time i was not expecting her to die. So I power leveled her, and then to have her suddenly permantatly removed...OMG ITS SO MADENING. Sephi just pisses me off! and he uses a 6000000 foot long sword...you could make a shis-ka-bob that could feed all of africa with that thing. And yet he wields it so effortlessly, and it can block attacks. That thing has gotta be thinner then a hemophilaics clotting agents in its blood. SERIOSLY that thing must be like alluminum foil, i want berret to just crumple it up with ONE HAND! ok. after many other thoughts. Im sick of Sephi beint counted as the most super Villan of all time. HE SUMMENED A METEOR FOR MOMMY...ok...he failed, misrably. All he succeded doign was mind rapeing poor cloud(who is one of my most hated main charaecters along with squall). Sephi needs to imaple himself on that stupid contioent long sword and die!
As for Kuja(or his theighs) no comment. Never watched his villany. Actually succedding in destroying hte world is nice but i did not play it cant comment.
Now if i wanna talk about my fave villan. TO me that is Ultimicia(im just tossign her in cuase i got much more to B**** about so i wanna talk about her). Ultimicia is my fav villan. Ok. She had to power to litterly COMPRESS TIME INTO A SINGLE MOMENT. ALL OF TIME AND SPACE. she made planets and curshes them into you. Made a GF out of a figment of squals mind, and she created the ultiamte magic with a single thought(appacolpyse). Ultimica is my vote here. Not to mention so tottaly manipulated like 3 sorceresses through TIME ITSELF! Made Edea her bitch, made Adel her hoe, and Rinoa her red-headed step child that she wanted to smash through a wall and strangle her to death. SHE ALSO HAD HER OWN CASTLE. Filled with objects that she made into monsters. Krysta was a piece of jewlery(that she imaggiend into that beast) and had Tiamat as her lovely little friend. and she took all of the parties poewrs away, sealed it, and when they died in battle she obitiered every fragment of htier exitince into nothing. And lets top it off that that woman had some awsome super bitch style...She looked bitch...
as for other games liek FF10....nope i wont bother. I cant rightly figure out who is the Villan thier. Is is seymore(or Yevon) or the riligion, or Ject...or sin. It was like a mss orgy of all this people aspiring to make everyone live in eteranal stupidity(it felt like 1984 or feirinhiehgt 411 to me). As for twelve i lvoed the game. But the only villan was Power hungry-ness and a occuria. That was another mass orgy of problems.
but i digress, i wont be voteing in this pole becuase Ultimicia is my home girl and she aint in it...And i dont know Kuja well, and sephi is a little crybaby wussbag who needs to grow a pair on stop sucking on mothers breast.
I think Sephiroth is great. It makes me sad that he's so overrated and over used and blaa dee blaa ( I am looking at YOU, rabidfangirls... ). His characterization in the original game was appealing, I like his reasonings behind what he does and I had trouble at his boss fight.
Kefka scares the bejeebeez out of me. That's what I think a villain should do, rather than make me stand there and go "that's so cool..." as he explodes the world as we know it. If they made his bossfight as difficult as Sephiroth's, I might have been happier than I was. ' 'a But he freaked me out and I just couldn't bring myself to feel anything but "FJWJFLLGO AWAY KEFKA" in regards to him.
Aaaand you know, Kuja did actually manage to kill everyone. SooooOOoOoOoooo... What kind of narcissist would I be...
But Kefka destroyed the world. Kuja's thighs only destroyed Zidane's butt, and that's in my naughty daydreams.
Post by Aschen Windseer on Nov 3, 2010 9:39:37 GMT -5
We should try to seriously debate this here, and recognize the third option as a 'neither' one. Because I see a lot of Kefka love in here, and he deserves it.
OK, OK. I assume fault for this thread derailing so hard. Let the history books show that, between Kefka and Sephiroth, you guys prefer Kuja's Thighs, that thrust forward to victory, indecently exposing how silly the third options and this board can get. Bow-shika-bow-wow.
Kefka! Because, well, he's Kefka! I mean, c'mon? The line "Ahem! There's SAND on my boots!" is just awesome. ot to mention he als had Dumb and Dumber as his personal guards? "Heh heh, Fire." "Heh heh, Fire."
Also, he's just so awesomel different. One of the most twisted minds in all the games in the FF series. ^^ So yeah, just too awesome.
OH! Also, going with Dissida Duodecim logic as well...
1. He calls one of his spells "Wibbly Wobbly Firaga". >.>
2. He's an evi character who laughs the entire time he's kicking your ass.
3(and most likely fan favorite). He calls Kuja.....Kujie-Coo. >.>
So yes, hah, Kefka should win.
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