Hello~.

[Aschen Windseer]

Oct 23, 2010 17:47:19 GMT -5 Griever said:

Oct 23, 2010 17:21:23 GMT -5 Aschen Windseer said:

It should be.
It could be.
It may be?

Oh, you want Kuja in a thong, hmm~? Iiiiiinteresting.

Yes, I do. But don't forget how I roll: I may not be interested in what's on the menu, but I would like to think it's been prepared to excellence.

[Cloud]

~Looks up from a very uninteresting book to welcome new person~


For those who insist that Kuja wears a thong; take it from a me, after several years and a couple million gil spent on research into the matter, it is indeed a codpiece. Codpieces were created to help accentuate the genitals of... not so well endowed men in the days of yore. Why else would they feel the name to compensate? A thong on the other hand is just a small piece of fabric hold to one's body with a couple of strings, revealing all to the world.

~tosses examples over shoulder~

Any who, back to the topic at hand.

From the entire staff of Shinra Electric Power Company, we welcome you. =D

[Kuja]

For those who insist that Kuja wears a thong; take it from a me, after several years and a couple million gil spent on research into the matter, it is indeed a codpiece. Codpieces were created to help accentuate the genitals of... not so well endowed men in the days of yore. Why else would they feel the name to compensate? A thong on the other hand is just a small piece of fabric hold to one's body with a couple of strings, revealing all to the world.

Unfortunately that's totally correct. Except for the not-so-well-endowed bit. Men actually wore it as a fashion statement. Kind of a "I am so rich that I can just buy this giant fancy bulge on the front of my pants" sort of thing.

I have no idea why Kuja wears one. Though with his ego at stake, it's probably the endowment factor. ;shrug; Personally I wouldn't wear one.. It just doesn't look practical.

From the entire staff of Shinra Electric Power Company, we welcome you. =D

Of course you all do~! I'm fantastic~.

> > Thanks everyone, I feel very welcome with this long welcome thread of welcomeness.

[Aschen Windseer]

This thread has now officially derailed, and is about Kuja's groin.

I think Kuja uses it because he knows that he's gotta keep his junk safe, and it looks awesome and revealing on him. So, probably for the sexiness, opposed to Sephiroth's S&M straps.

[Hiko]

There are times when I wish Proboards had a "Like" button. I really want to hit a "Like" button for that last post, Aschen. ;o;

[Kuja]

That's what Karma's for~.

[Hiko]

Psh. Karma's for pansies.

To be honest, I forgot it was even enabled. I feel like a loser. ._.